You know? NBD. http://t.co/uN6a7S4r

Not pleased that “RAVE! RAVE! RAVE!” is not in my phone.

OH: “They drink themselves into racism and pregnancy.”

“The Nutcracker, Op. 71, No. 12e: CharActer Dances: Dance of the Reed Pipes” by Tchaikovsky is my new jam. Listen: http://t.co/y35EUP3w

Hello, Internet. I’m looking for a great front end developer and UI designer to work on a website for a small startup in Palo Alto. Ping me!

Invest in America. Invest in @thesam. http://t.co/Si4r2pYD

The Bad Idea Mulitplier